So I lapsed a few days. It doesn’t mean that I haven’t been using up perfume samples every which way but loose. I just haven’t been able to get it all down on wordpress because I’ve been held captive by life’s bullshit and also there was the weekend and shopping for discount paper products… Anyway, on to my report!
I liked the last scent I tried so much that I didn’t want to be disappointed so I thought I’d go with someone I could rely on: Stella McCartney. Or so I thought.
One of the few perfumes I have and wear that isn’t in a sample spritzer is Stella, the rosey fragrance in the purple bottle. Yeah, you can tell how well things are going by my excellent choice of descriptors.
This sample is of Stella McCartney POP. I like the metallic hot pink thing going on with the packaging:
When I first smell it I think Bath & Body Works, unwanted Christmas presents. But it seems to brighten up.
Inside the sample card – in ALL CAPS in two languages:
THE NEW FRAGRANCE BY
BRIGHT TUBEROSE BALANCED
WITH SANDALWOOD NOTES.
I’ll spare you the reposting of the all the text in French, but I had to share the last three descriptors because they are such great words in any language:
INNATENDU!! Unfortunately, even after letting it set for a few minutes it’s not jiving with me. The name doesn’t really fit the scent, this smells a little old. Like a gift shop full of seashells (or maybe I just went to one of those). It might be the sandalwood.
Because the last scent I tried was all indie and natural I’ve started to miss all the corporate perfume marketing jargon of the past samples. My Adjectivefication of Femininity project will never get traction at this rate. So was hoping to find something about the bouquet of femininity in POP.
I should have known better.
Notes on POP from Sephora:
Stella McCartney POP is a bold, authentic, and irreverent fragrance. It creates an authentic circle where women can inspire, create, and be themselves while not fearing social norms or losing sophistication. It is the perfect scent for empowered young women.
Notes: Tomato Leaves, Violet Leaves, And Green Mandarin, Violet, Tuberose, Plumeria, Sandalwood, Cedarwood, Musks.
Style: Bright. Contemporary. Positive.
One more time: It creates an authentic circle where women can inspire, create, and be themselves while not fearing social norms or losing sophistication. It is the perfect scent for empowered young women.
Don’t F with us Sephora. I can imagine an aunt coming in to the fancy makeup store for a nice gift for her niece and asking someone “Is there something that can make her smell empowered?”
And the helpful beauty rep will say, “Of course, right this way. You want to know what #banbossy smells like? We have something that stinks just enough that people won’t want to stand next to her and she can pretend that it’s because her thoughts and opinions are too powerful, or maybe that everyone is just jealous of her. The secret? You just mash tuberose with sandalwood.”
There’s something so suspect about the marketing of female empowerment. Reminds me of the latest episode of Call Your Girlfriend where they talk about SHE-EO’s.
POP is a bright, modern and irreverent scent combining the vibrant floralcy of tuberose with sandalwood.
POP reinterprets tuberose, chosen for its iconic bold scent, by emphasizing its brighter, crisper, more solar floralcy. This newfound vibrancy is balanced with sandalwood; the unexpected combination of the floral and woody notes results in an undeniably feminine scent that makes a statement.
NOTE: My spellchecker flagged the word floralcy but I’m going to start integrating it into daily life.
With all the insane political bs going on right now, there are so many things I have been wondering about. Like how bizzlllionares convinced millions of working people to vote themselves into an oligarchy and why so many people still watch college basketball in March, and now here is something I’ve been wondering for awhile: WHAT IS TUBEROSE? How can you reinterpret it?
I’m not the only one wondering such things. I found an article titled “Things That Smell Like Things: What Exactly Does Tuberose Smell Like, Anyway?“
Other fragrance sites confirm that tuberose is a really waxy and strong smelling flower. Stella McCartney thinks you can wearing it and not fear social norms. I think not stinking like a dollar store candle is something to fear.
Sixth Sample Breakdown
Terms (or fun facts) learned:
Tuberose: it’s waxy, it’s strong, some people love it.
Floralcy: from Now Smell This “Floralcy is ad-copy-speak for “smells of flowers”, as in “a burst of floralcy“, and it is a useful term as many fragrances do, in fact, smell of flowers without smelling like any flower in particular.” Ad-copy-speak!
Things to work on:
- My attitude, obviously
- Being more AUDACIEUX, AUTHENTIQUE, and INNATENDU!
- Smelling empowered
Magic, luck, or compliments this fragrance brought me:
I wore this to a job interview. Technically it was a phone interview. It was not great, the woman was 20 minutes late and I don’t like to work for hectic people. Having the power of POP with me enabled me to pretty much take control of the situation without “losing sophistication.”
Websites discovered: Now Smell This