In an old lady’s greenhouse: Aerin Waterlilly

Waterlillies remind me of ponds and ponds remind me of two things: 1) A really murky swimming hole from my childhood that was known as Sherwood’s Pond  (that might have been a toxic runoff for all I know)  and  2) A cute wishing well with lilypads.

I love a wishing well! I wonder if I could start one around here as passive income.

This sample of Aerin’s Waterlilly Sun is one of the more adorable things I’ve encountered in 2017 (not that there’s been a lot of opportunities for adorable in 2017, although I suppose there’s still time ..)


It has a top made of magical dragon jade:


And it smells like.   Like, grass clippings and generic bodywash and scented stationary.  It’s almost pleasant but not as bright as I would have expected from a scent with a jeweled top on its sample size.

I had a chance to ask a friend and fellow fragrance connoisseur what she thought and she said, “It smells like an old lady’s greenhouse room.”

Not a new lady’s but an old lady.  It has some heft – I think they call that musk.

There’s one old lady’s greenhouse room that I know of and I’m confident that her greenhouse encapsulates the essence of Aerin’s Waterlily Sun:


It’s the old greenhouse lady from Minority Report!


Lois Smith plays Dr. Iris Hineman who keeps killer plants and knows everything (as any old lady in a greenhouse should). She’s the one that is like “Dude, Tom, find the minority report and you will be free.” And then gives him an anecdote so he doesn’t die from being attacked by one of her poisoned plants. 


I’m not the only person that is obsessed with this scene (or this movie).  If you haven’t seen it, check it out. The whole thing looks like Aerin Waterlily Sun smells, but better.

What makes it smell this way? Let’s check out the beauty store description:

Like sunlight reflecting on water, bright Sicilian bergamot and lush dewy greens entice the senses for an invigorating, luminous first impression. Delicate yet alluring waterlily and soft, exotic jasmine sambac add layers of depth and intensity, warmed by sweetly inviting musk. The effect is bright, dewy, and fresh.

Notes: Sicilian Bergamot, Jasmine Sambac.

Style: Floral. Watery.

Bergamot. Blech.

My friend who gave me the green house line told me she had a couple of the Aerin fragrances and that Aerin was related to Estee Lauder.  I fact checked this and would like to report that the Aerin website “about” section says:

Aerin is a global luxury lifestyle brand inspired by the signature style of its founder, Aerin Lauder (of the LAUDER family as in Estee Based on the premise that living beautifully should be effortless, the brand develops curated collections in the worlds of beauty, fashion accessories, and home decor. With a passion for art, travel, fashion, and design, Aerin’s own lifestyle serves as a focal point of inspiration for the brand. Classic but always with a modern point of view, every piece is created to make life more beautiful, with a sense of ease and refinement.

Reading this, I a strange urge to see Aerin accidentally tumble into Sherwood’s Pond while wearing a $3000 kaftan.  That would be so classic!

I hope the next sample smells better.  To be fair, the temp is changing here and even though I had a pleasant week and weekend, my sinuses are exploding in my face and it makes me a little cranky. I bet Dr. Iris Heinman would have a cure for me.

Until then:

Sixteenth Sample Breakdown

Terms or concepts learned:   Nepotism as “classic but always with modern ease and refinement.”

Things to work on:  A greenhouse. And getting more of those American greens yaknowwhatimsaying?  Speaking of this scent costs $170 for a 1.7 oz bottle.

Magic, luck, or compliments this fragrance brought me: I was so lucky that I got to meet up with a friend who reminded me of old lady greenhouses. I got a free pass to a real swanky food and wine event and I ate a turkey burger with someone I care about and I caught Turner’s walk-off three-run homer just a few hours after purchasing Hulu Live so I could watch the game.  So this scent may be stanky but it may have powers.

Websites discovered: A Jezebel article confirming what I’d already gathered from reading the barely-100-word “about section” of Aerin’s site.


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